Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Why I don't go to most security conferences

First, let me define security conference. By this, I mean, the conference that either has a hax0ry name or is simply an acronym. Okay, I gotta pay for a ticket, expend travel resources, and then lodging. Even if I can convince my employer to pay, I still have to burn political capital and then finagle time away from the office. TANSTAFL. So, when I see that announcement for Plopc0n 5 fly across my e-mail, I do my cost-benefit analysis and usually decide to skip it.

Why? Let's set aside the vendor hype-fests. They're too easy to bash. Besides, I can get all the vendor love I want by simply answering my constantly ringing phone.

What is at a typical security conference? Well, there's usually some forensics stuff. Cool, but that's really not my bag. And honestly, most of what speakers present as "forensics" wouldn't stand up under a halfway-technical defense attorney's cross-examination. Pass.

All right, there's a mixed bag of privacy and legal talks, which are mildly interesting, but are highly dependant on the speaker. Most of the time, the speaker's book or blog gives me the same basic information.

But what else do conferences full have? It seems that a good third of the content is "Hacking XYZ" or "New way to exploit" or some attack against physical security. BFD. I already know there are holes in my network. Most of these "new" attacks are just new variants in old attacks. Attacks that you can figure out are there just from looking at the basic design. I've read enough Ross Anderson to grok the basic idea on how things can be exploited and how they should be engineered. At best, the hacks they demonstrate are proofs of concept to something I'd already assumed I had to deal with. Thanks for that, but I don't need to attend just to see a proof of concept. I'll just grab the press release, usually released within hours of the conference demo.

I guess the biggest reason why I might be inclined to go is to network. But the last few conferences I've been to, I felt I was the only "adult" in the room. Yeah, except for a few Internet blogger friends, I'm really not compelled to spend the time away from work and family. I do hit a couple of local quarterly security conferences for the networking.

What am I interested in seeing? Radically new defensive technologies, "game changing" strategies, and thoughtful analysis of cyber-criminal operations. If I'm lucky, I'll see one or two of these kinds of pearls in several days worth of chaff. Nice, but I'm staying home for now.

BTW, if you haven't read With Microscope and Tweezers: An Analysis of the Internet Virus of November 1988, then I suggest checking it out. I bet you get a lot more out of it than the average hacking demo.

3 comments:

rybolov said...
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rybolov said...

Hiyas Planet Heidi

Glag to see you're on the blog bandwagon too.

Problem is that most of the conferences are tired. You'll find better success with the small cons, and the microcons are starting to be really good.

My short-list:
Metricon
SOURCE Boston
Security Bloggers Meetup @ RSA

Trick is to watch what your favorite bloggers are going to and hop in line.

And yes, it's mostly about the contacts.

Author, Planet Heidi said...

Then the onus is on all you favorite bloggers to a) warn me which conferences you're going to way in advance and b) go to conferences close to the West coast. ;-)